2017 Results - Alphabetical

Alphabetical results! Some people are just born to win this division. Some marry wisely. Most just question why this is a thing! As always results are completely official except where they aren't. Any scoring disputes should be sent to the results committee.

Weather: Party Cloudy, 70 degrees, breezy

Congrats to our alphabetical winners Dan Caron and Laura Donnelly! This was Dan's first ever Pub Run - amazing to come away with an alphabetical win! I feel like I say this every year, but Zimmer, pick it up alphabetically next year.

11Dan Caron3:18:48
Finally learned you can twist off the caps of bottled beer.
21Lindsey ClarkDNFFlights to Copenhagen might be awesome, but are they Pub Run Awesome?! (Probably)
32Mike Davin2:57:33
Got special permission to Pub Run from family and made the most of it.
43Ryan Daye3:18:19
Found car obstacles no challenge to a solid pub run time.
52Laura Donnelly3:47:43
Cutting the course to take care of puppies is noble, but ultimately hurts time.
64Paul Donnelly4:04:50
After taking a year off from Pub Running was just not in proper form to compete
73Briana Fonda3:02:42
A late addition to the field but almost came away with the win.
84Sarah Gant3:20:57
Super excited to play slap cup for a 2nd straight year!
95Ryan GjoraasDNFHad to catch a flight to Copenhagen
105Andrea Henning3:18:23
Part of Photo Phinish™ - But won on chip time
116Mark Hesse3:18:28
Ups his streak to 7 straight pub runs. Tied for lead. And tied with a lot of people!
127David Hong3:16:40
Led Pub Run marketing division by yelling 'Pub Run' at all the bars
138Kiefer Hotek3:19:24
Had a dominating billiards performance.
149Russell Joseph3:19:46
As official Pub Run Meterologist, did not give ample warning of impending storm!
156Kristen Keller3:18:27
Claims chip time was off, and claims to have outleaned rest of tight pack
167Kelsey Koeller3:22:45
Needs some practice forming the Woo Crew pyramid.
178Klara Manning3:18:47
Reminds Dan that Chip Time is where it's at!
1810Michael Mason3:30:10
VIPs don't worry about their race time.
199Jess McKenna3:18:24
Strong kick to finish neck and neck with others!
2010Sarah Metzger3:09:03
7 time pub run vet wouldn't miss a Pub Run.
2111Dave Meyer3:08:30
Strong Pub Run result predicts a strong race at Grandmas!
2212John Phillips3:29:01
Wonders what he got himself into.
2311Lindsey Pierret3:13:31
Did not get DQ'd this year, but did get yellow card for playing Connect 4 on serving station.
2412Julia Quindlen3:11:35
Was the catalyst for an odd front yard game.
2513Michaela Read3:02:11
Pub Ran her heart out and came away with the victory. No regrets on missing group shot for shots
2613Chris Schmidkamp3:02:42
Elite grill master! Promises Schmidbrau next year in exchange for sponsorship
2714Phalec Screwhut3:25:42
Was very confused and was looking for a purita all evening. Tried to convince people his name was 'Alec'
2814Christie Steffen3:05:21
Still wore out from the pub run victory last year but still had a strong showing.
2915Anne Stemper3:18:17
Fearless fence and puppy protector
3015Eric Stevenson2:53:31
With no hosting duties could focus on crushing the Pub Run.
3116Joel Wegener3:24:36
self-rated a '10 Perfect'
3217Nicholas Wimmer3:16:40
Dominated the fence climbing division
3318Mark Zimmer3:14:01
Hat wardrobe malfunctions hurt overall time.

Results are official and COMPLETELY represent what happened out there. Even if you find a mistake in the results the mistake is supposed to be there.

These results were in no way randomly generated.
I swear.

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