2012 Results - Alphabetical
Here they are! The official results of the 2012 Memorial Day Pub Run. As always, the results, while 100% official, might not be completely official. We had a small malfunction with the satellite scoring system due to severe weather. So yeah, if you think you did better it's likely you did. Let's go with that!
Weather: Sunny, 93 degrees, humid
Congrats to our alphabetical winners Steve Assie and Julia Curran! Brett Wickens, you have a long way to go if you want to be an alphabetical champ next year...
| Place | Gender Place | Name | Time | Notes |
| 1 | 1 | Steven Assie | 3:38:58 | Canadian champion? |
| 2 | 2 | Alex B | 4:11:14 | Lack of yoyos on the course hurt him. Seriously, click that link. |
| 3 | 3 | Peter Black | 4:03:37 | |
| 4 | 4 | James Bohn | 4:01:43 | Army training doesn't quite prepare you for the rigors of pub running! |
| 5 | 5 | Hal Brown | 3:39:30 | |
| 6 | 1 | Julia Curran | 3:49:18 | |
| 7 | 6 | Paul Donnelly | 4:14:00 | Pub running must not be his strong suit... |
| 8 | 2 | Jenna Duesterhoeft | 3:50:17 | |
| 9 | 7 | Michael Fanous | 3:17:23 | Classed it up with the tuxedo shirt |
| 10 | 3 | Emily Fisher | 4:00:17 | |
| 11 | 8 | Alexander Gloeckner | 3:51:23 | Hulk-like t-shirt ripping strength not enough for victory |
| 12 | 9 | Ben Greshwalk | 3:48:15 | Finally got his "SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!" at the last bar - made the last segment tough |
| 13 | 4 | Jenna Haack | 3:46:55 | Strong sprint down Holmes helped time. Going off-course hurt. |
| 14 | 5 | Carlie Hanson | 3:43:22 | Strong sprint finish down the middle of Holmes Ave from 35th. Which is off-course, of course. |
| 15 | 10 | Ben Harvey | 3:40:40 | Gave it his all - wound up passed out in neighbors yard. |
| 16 | 11 | Mark Hesse | 4:03:38 | |
| 17 | 6 | Monica Hoffmann | DNS | Not making it to the pub run sadly hurts the time. :( |
| 18 | 12 | David Hong | 3:12:24 | Might not be the fastest winning time, but dominating performance on a TOUGH day. True champion. |
| 19 | 13 | Russell Joseph | 3:46:09 | Claims to have been perfect weather for him. Unfortunately, we blame the weatherman for the storms! |
| 20 | 14 | Ian Kees | 3:16:28 | Heroic app and pull tab purchase propelled him to strong finish |
| 21 | 15 | Jeremy Kersten | 4:05:19 | Used this as training for his upcoming pub tri |
| 22 | 16 | Michael Kraemer | 3:45:38 | Tried to "accidentally" leave a $10 bribe in the race director's front yard. Not enough!! |
| 23 | 7 | Rachel Lande | 3:26:40 | Managed the heat and drinks very well in break through pub run performance |
| 24 | 17 | Michael Mason | 4:21:23 | Driving the course won't help time. But helping run the pub run makes you a CHAMPION! |
| 25 | 18 | Corey Maul | 3:31:32 | |
| 26 | 8 | Sarah Metzger | 3:52:20 | Weren't quite sure how to score number infinity... |
| 27 | 19 | Chris Miller | 3:51:18 | Time slowed by all the photos he took. (But please keep taking photos!!) |
| 28 | 9 | Julianna Miller | 4:25:18 | Amazingly, her gun time matches the time (in the morning) she registered |
| 29 | 10 | Julie Mocadlo | 3:50:52 | Claims to have let Mr. Running beat her on purpose |
| 30 | 11 | Laura Oliver | 3:38:40 | Winner of the "Most improved ACL" division |
| 31 | 20 | Mike Pesonen | 4:31:23 | Time ruined by not actually doing the pub run part. Still won the "torn hamstring" division. |
| 32 | 21 | Michael Peterka | 3:38:46 | |
| 33 | 12 | Daniel Peterson | 4:02:30 | Looked suspiciously like an "Emily" and not a "Daniel" but the results don't lie |
| 34 | 22 | Andrew Pratt | 3:47:22 | |
| 35 | 23 | Jeffrey Running | 3:50:49 | Nipped Julie to the line. |
| 36 | 24 | Chris Schmidkamp | 3:23:21 | Best beer sponsor ever! |
| 37 | 25 | Rob Schneider | 3:34:49 | |
| 38 | 26 | Jared Smith | 4:11:40 | On pace to win early, but finish time marred by going to airport and not finishing course! |
| 39 | 13 | Anne Stemper | 3:36:39 | |
| 40 | 27 | Paul Thompson | 3:40:31 | |
| 41 | 28 | Joseph Walton | 3:51:36 | |
| 42 | 29 | Brett Wickens | 3:31:00 |
Results are official and COMPLETELY represent what happened out there. Even if you find a mistake in the results the mistake is supposed to be there.
These results were in no way randomly generated.
I swear.
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